Sep 18 2008
Awesome Laws
1. At No Time Should A Man Be Found Using An Umbrella.
2. If you walk up to a urinal, and someone is already pissing in the urinal next to you, it is unacceptable for you to finish pissing before that other person. It shows you are a weak person, and you have a weak flow and bladder.
3. The number of times you can wear a pair of jeans before needing to wash them is four.
4. The person who drives never pays for parking.
5. In the event a prank is pulled on you, the appropriate form of retaliation is a prank of equal or greater effect carried out upon the prankster or pranksters who originally pranked you.
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Hello Brother! Glad to see another Connor Roaming The sites and streets, I do indeed agree Connor Is Awesome, For I to am Connor, And I Too, am Awesome. Because, Without ME, Its Just Aweso. Farewell Brother, I shall Tell Any other Brothers i come across of this site and they shall be overwhelmed with happiness in the pants and will not be able to control themselves. God bless you, You Magnificent Bastard!
6. At no time should someone use the urinal next to you when you are pissing if one at least one urinal away is available.
7. Girls that drink import bottles screams high maintenance, so don;t even bother.
Simply awesome! that is all.
These are kewl rules, but after realising that half the people commenting are named Connor, I relised why. Everybody coming here and reading it is named Connor, they were all typing randomly on google, and they all typed Connor is awesome to see what would come up (because Connors are naturaly awesome)
P.S. Conners, Conors, Coners, Kahners, and any other ways to spell Connor, are not awesome. Connor is the only, and the right way to spell it.