Connor Is Awesome

I’m not what I would call a Zombie Aficionado, but I have seen some zombie films.  Some of them were good, some not.  Some were scary, some not.  Through all my experiences I am left with 2 questions.

The first one is what happens after the fact?  Inevitably, zombies eat everyone.  So what do they do after, when all that’s left is zombies?  Do they begin eating each other? Do they necessarily have to eat?  Like, what happens if a zombie never eats a brain? Do they get hungry?  Do they eventually evolve? What happens if a zombie bites another zombie, does the bitten zombie become a double zombie or something?

The second question I have is how come all these worlds where the zombie attacks happen seem to be based in a reality where there have never been zombie movies or anything, but everyone knows the word zombie.  Like theres never a movie where a virus turns people into zombies and someone says “it’s just like all those movies where theres a virus that turns things into zombies!!!”  People are always taken by surprise.  Like if I woke up tomorrow and there were zombies outside, I’d probably text message someone like “yo dude, i think a virus made zombies.”  Then they’d text back “totes. itz all over the newz.”  Then I’d reply “i’m not gonna go to work. wanna hang out?”  Then they’d write back, “nah dude…zombies.”   Then later they’d text me “braaaaaaiiiiiinnnnnnsssssss” and I probably wouldn’t reply to that.

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