Mar 09 2010
Mark Your Calendars From Here On Out
March 9th, 2010. A typical Tuesday? Hardly. For it’s a day that will live in infamy, from here on out.
The only holiday that falls on this day is Cabin Fever Day. Awesome movie, but that’s not what this day refers to. So I am formally abolishing that tradition. And I am now decreeing that from this moment henceforth, March 9th will forever be known as:
National Asher Roth Sucks Day.
I’ll make sure it appears on all officially licensed CIA 2011 calendars. (Oh yea, I’m going to start selling calendars)
As a side note to maybe add legitimacy to my cause: Notorious B.I.G. died on March 9, 1997.
Many people liked him. I did not, but those who did say “rap died on this day”*.
So by claiming the suckiness of Asher Roth, we can give life back to hip hop.
*this may not be true.