Mar 08 2010
Checking Up On A Mortal Enemy
Remember this douchebag?
It’s Asher Roth. God what a fagmo this dude was. If you’re like me and basically the rest of the world, you haven’t heard shit from this dude in about a year. The gay novelty from his song wore off, and his disappeared. Thank god. He sucked. I don’t want to say I’m responsible for his miserable failure, but I will anyway. Asher Roth failed because of me, and he will be back to defend his horribleness in next month’s April Madness.
I was bored today so I be like, “Yo Asher, you should totally Google your name right now, cuz ‘ that would PHAT” so I listened to myself and I GOOGLED MY FUCKING NAME !
Asher don’t like what he’s reading, cuz THIS SHIT IS WACK YO! I don’t like this website either, CUZ IT AINT DOPE, YO! but ya’ll wanna know what I love?
Man, I love college, ay!
And I love drinking, ay!
I love women, ay!
Man, I love college
Those are lyrics from my smash hit, I love College, ya’ll should download that shit from iTunes, CUZ THAT SHIT IS DOPE!!!!
- Asher
Asher, you can fool the dozens of your fans, but you ain’t fooling me or my couple of readers! We see right through your corny rhymes.
Your shit isn’t dope
Your shit has no hope.
Your songs aren’t good.
You put me in a bad mood.
Those words don’t rhyme.
But look like they should.
You think that you are “hood”
But you’re more like “not good.”
Shit, sucka.