Connor Is Awesome

See that cutie-pie?  That’s Lexi Belle.  She’s a porn star.  That’s about the only picture I could use of her on the web to keep this post from being NSFW.  I think that’s the first time I got to use the Not Safe For Work acronym.  Anyway, most of the guys reading this I’m sure have streaked a monitor to her once or twice.  Perhaps even one or two of the one or two girls who read this site have too. Anyways, I had a dream about her last night.  But this wasn’t like any other dream ever.

I had a dream about a porn star, but it wasn’t a sex dream. It was a dream where I was trying to win her heart through a series of misadventures that all took place at this really awesome swim club.  I didn’t go in the pool at all. But she was in a bikini most of the dream. She never did get naked though. [Insert sad face smiley].

Anyway, I just think it’s weird that I’ve watched the girl do unspeakable things to people of both genders, and different races, and yet when I have open range to use my imagination to do anything i could ever want with her, I’m trying to win her heart.

I must just be an adorable, hopeless romantic.

Hopefully tonight I’ll seal the deal in my dream. Wet Dreamville, here I come!

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