Connor Is Awesome

Though it does have Pat busting up his face, so that always could bring joy.

I think the award for best line goes to Franco for describing to Pat that jumping off his back and tackling a snowman is “not fucking science.”

My laugh is so annoying when I drink. I’m going to work on changing my laugh I think. A nice, baritone chuckle will suit me well. So I apologize for the video being ruined by my laugh.

Oh and just to set it up, this is a video of Pat and Franco trying to take out a snow man at 2:30am.

It’s well documented that I am an avid Sugar Ray fan.

Intergalactic smash hits like Fly, Someday, Falls Apart, and When It’s Over have filled my ears with audio-orgasm after audio-orgasm. And I bet they have a lot of songs that never made it to radio too. And those might be good songs. Who knows? But what I like to bring to the attention of my dozens and dozens of followers is the song, “Every Morning.”

You remember it right? Surely you’ve sang along to it numerous times on drives home.

Once again as predicted left my broken heart open and you ripped it out.

I’m sure that brought back memories right there of your teen angst.  Anyway, I don’t know much about music lingo, so I don’t know if this is a verse, bridge, chorus, or whatever, but the catchiest part of the song is the following:

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Think about those lyrics for a moment.

Every morning there’s a halo hanging from the corner of my girlfriend’s four post bed. I know it’s not mine but I’ll see if I can use it for the weekend or a one-night stand.

Innocuous enough. Or is it? As we examine further, we find out just how sick and perverted this relationship is. Continue Reading »

All week they talk about a major snow storm. Then they hype it up. They cover their asses by saying how hard the storm is to predict. Then when they overshoot the totals by over a foot, we let them off because we’re so relieved the snow isn’t 18 inches.

Well fuck that.

You know what else is tricky? Hitting a curveball, and if a guy can’t do it, he gets cut.  You have one job, and that’s to tell us what’s going to happen.  Everyone was wrong.  And now they are giving us new snow amounts? I wish I had a job where I could just say something, then when it was proven wrong just “re-adjust” my prediction.

John Bolaris was the only one kind of saying this would happen. He should take this as an oppurtunity to change the way he gives weather reports. Make Fox Weather bad ass. He should just go all out and talk shit on the other meteorologists.  He should just shit all over the forecast of the nerdy guy with the faggy bow-tie.  He should talk about all the different ways he’s stuck it to Cecily Tynan.  Talk about the times he beat up Doug Kammerer for having the same prediction for that particular days “low”.

Do it John. Be the awesome guy who bangs bitches and mocks other nerdy weathermen!

The dude who was Mike’s friend on growing pains.  I could write a whole bunch of jokes, but I like to think I’m above such dark, grim humor. I’m not. But I like to think I am.

He was found dead in Vancouver I believe. I don’t like to speculate, but I’d bet he was brutally murdered by a gang. Do they have gangs in Canada? If they do, then at least my accusation has a chance of being true.

Hopefully my 24th year will have me as happy as I am while watching this video. Creepy that I watch some home movies of people i’ve never met, but this baby’s laugh just cheers me right up.

God that’s clever. Guarenteed people use that phrase on signs during games this year.

But I do love Taylor Swift.

Anyway, this is probably true. Kesha might even be cute, but her music songs, and she revels in her trashiness. I have no problem banging a trash girl, but I don’t like them to be happy about being trashy.  The things I’d do for Taylor though, my god. I’d probably even agree to use an umbrella. Yep, I got it bad for her.

Sweetness in this house!

Oh Hell Yeah!

This was the first weekend I had off in a month, so I spent the afternoons catching up on movie rentals I had been meaning to view. Sadly didn’t get out to see Avatar or Shutter Island, but it’s on my to-do list.

Valkyrie 

Tom Cruise ain’t German
And doesn’t act like he is
A decent watch though.

Gamer

This movie was dumb
Don’t ever try to see it
It is just awful.

Rambo

So fucking bad ass.
An awesome ninety minutes
Stallone is bad ass.

Brief Interviews With Hideous Men

Not a bad movie.
Kinda artsy, kinda gay
Still an okay flick.