Connor Is Awesome

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It was not so long ago a cute, furry little chipmunk brought his drama into my life. Dramatic Chipmunk is the greatest thing ever on the internet, but now there’s this. The Dramatic Chipmunk’s revenge:

Who is he?  That’s the question that will have an answer that will more or less shape the way we live in this next decade.

I think it’s Sean. He beat me in fantasy football. The only explanation to as how that could happen is with another person working with him, let alone an actual nfl player. So I think I have settled the case.

But we can look into the matter more thoroughly, if you’d prefer.

We can narrow the list of potential Yancey-ers to about 8 or 9. His facebook friends, include DiEmedio, Dunn, Quaile, Sean, Marty Shea, Tom, Rob Arenston, and Pat Thomas.  We can take out Marty Shea for obvious reasons, and Rob Aranston, cause I don’t know who that is.

To that list we can add me and Franco.

So we have 8 potential candidates: Anthony, Connor, Dennis, Franco, Pat, Pat, Sean and Tom.  So who is it?

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My views, evidence, and cases for each person after the jump.

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Who is Yancey Thigpen?

The rumblings around my circle of friends has quickly began to veer towards the identity of who is behind the Yancey Thigpen facebook profile. Soon, I will begin a thorough investigation to uncover the sick bastard behind the scam. We will search for truth, justice, and answers to what this person’s motive is to deceiving us for all this time.

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1. Lost

and with the 6th and final season taking place in 2010, Lost could top this list again in 2019.

4. 24

3. Mad Men

2. Arrested Development