Archive for November, 2009

Nov 30 2009

Amazon is a Dangerous Place

Published by Connor under Uncategorized

Of all the weird things I’ve gotten into the past month, my favorite must be vinyl records. While my collection is weak at this point, I hope to build it strong. Amazon delivered my copies of Folie a Deux and Continuum today. There’s something peaceful about just laying back and listening to an album in it’s entirety.  The static sound is also oddly appealing to the whole scheme of things.  Other things I’ve gotten into the last month or so I enjoy but buy too much of…Blu-Rays, bud light wheat, online clothes and hats stores.  God help me if I stop getting a steady paycheck.

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Nov 29 2009

Don’t You Hate This Commercial

Published by Connor under Uncategorized

Look, I know this site has become less of a blog about me and my stuff, and has become a place where I post commercials. But screw off, I love commenting about commercials. I woulda made a great ad man. Anyway, since xmas is coming up, apple has began running the Ipod Nano commercial again. I neglected to post something on it’s first run, but goddammit do I hate this commercial.

It’s like Apple gathered every stereotype I could hate, and mashed them together.  Is apple trying to appeal to hipsters? I hate hipsters.  It’s just one by one, I hate each person more than the last, until we get to the ultimate jerkoff. The douchey black guy in the green. His gay glasses make me want to email apple and find his information. And the way he lip syncs his portion of the song does nothing to help my opinion of him. And theres a douche in the gray. The chick in the red is kinda hot. But she’s the exception, and the girl at the end in the blue, with the suspenders or whatever, and that goddam kiss she does at the end.

The only commercial worse than this is the Ford Flex commercial with the loser with the dyed blond hair who says the cars great because…”you can wear skinny jeans in them.” If you’re buying cars so you can wear chicks clothing in them, please let me know so I can run you off the road with my Man-Mobile.

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Nov 29 2009

The Hoots Have Gone Silent

Published by Connor under Uncategorized

Screen shot 2009-11-29 at 4.10.07 PMIt’s a sad day Temple fans. Ohio shocked the world and defeated our mighty Owls.  Now our once guarenteed MAC championship is just a “what-if” and a bowl game is not such a sure thing. Tommorrow will probably be declared a national day of mourning.

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Nov 29 2009

A Deep, Dark Secret

Published by Connor under Uncategorized

I have seen Surviving Christmas, starring Ben Affleck and James Gandolfini, multiple times. For one reason or another, I don’t hate it. Hell, I’d almost say I like it. In fact, I DVR’d it during the Eagles game today, just so I can watch it later.

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Nov 27 2009

His Worst Drive Since the 17th at the US OPEN

Published by Connor under Uncategorized

Tiger crashed his car. Either he was a little tipsy, or his wife was making him go to best buy for a sweet deal on a tv. Either way, let’s hope he’s okay, or no one will ever watch golf again.

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Nov 27 2009

A Florida Trip That Doesn’t Include Me

Published by Connor under Uncategorized

Franco, Steve, Den, and Quaile all headed down to Gainsville for this saturdays Florida-Florida St. contest. Should be a good time for them. Franco’s tweeting the whole trip. Feel free to follow him, with audio, here.

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Nov 27 2009

Say Hello In Honor of My 400th Post*

Published by Connor under Uncategorized

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That’s me. Hello. 400 posts since the epic disaster of the complete data loss I encountered last year.  The road to recovery hasn’t been easy. 2 years of posts, some very well written ones may I add, may never be replaced. But I’ll do my best.

Anyway, I get a decent amount of daily visitors, but very few actually comment ever. So, why not take this opportunity to say hello in the comments section. I think it be a nice thing to do. Or don’t do it. Either way.

*400 posts since I lost the original 454 before the data loss.

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Nov 27 2009

The Gruesome Twosome

Published by Connor under Uncategorized

Just testing out my new hulu embedder on an Always Sunny clip. Enjoy your day.

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Nov 26 2009

The Girl Everyone’s Thankful For

Published by Connor under Landon

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Nov 25 2009

CIA Consumer Report: WTF Gillette?

Published by Connor under Dammit!,Not Awesome,Odd

I’m like the strongest guy I know. And out of all the people I know, I also take the best showers.  But lately I’ve had a problem with my showers. It’s my goddam body wash. It’s Gillette’s stuff, the one Tiger Woods endorses. It smells good and whatever, but the shit is impossible to get out of the bottle. I squeeze and squeeze, but shit just refuses to come out. I wind up having to do this weird thing where i hold the rag with my chin against my chest and squeeze with two hands, a huge inconvience. At first I thought it was just a bad bottle, but this second bottle has proven my hypothesis untrue.  So, since I can assume you aren’t as strong as me, reader, I cannot recommend this product to you.

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