Connor Is Awesome

It’s different this year. It just is.

Last year there was something in the air. It was that ever-looming feeling that the drought would end. After all the years of waiting, our quest for a championship would soon end. But no one dare mark it as more than just a hope, for fear of jinxing everything we had built over the year.  Then Brad Lidge threw a slider that changed a city.

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Not a very big scoring week. Sean had the biggest week, but he continues to lose squad members.

This week’s high scorer was Darrell with 50. This week’s low scorer was Tonya with -55.  Sean had both players.

Team Scores (This Weeks Scores)

Connor’s Coyotes – 470 (70)

Sean’s Skunks – 520 (120)

Pat’s Parrots – 530 (60)

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With moves like this…I’ll be hard pressed to pick against them.

Look I’m all for making money. But did David Spade really need to exploit his dead friend in a Direct TV commercial for some cash? Can’t he just do a Joe Dirt 2 or something crappy like that. God you Sucks Spade.

I love fantasy football. Usually I manage to do very well with it. But this week, will not be my week.

It seems like more than half of my starters are on byes or hurt this week. My lineups this week are putrid and matchups are even worse.

I’m in 4 leagues, in the top half of the standings in all 4. But this week…I’m expecting 0-4.  And I’ll probably cry.

This isn’t Colbie’s first time on CIA. You may remember her from a “Chicks I Think I Might Wanna Bone” article. Well there’s no question anymore. This chick is unbelievable. Cute as shit. Sings awesome. Writes cutesy songs. And she’s hott. Closing out Ladies Music Week, here’s Colbie Caillet with “I Think I’m Falling For You.”  She wrote it about me.

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Look, I hate when bad things happen to people. Well most of the time. Sometimes people annoy me and I find joy in their displeasure.  But one group I feel that should never have bad things happen to them is hot cheerleaders. Well, sadly, a sad thing happened to a hot cheerleader.  I have that story below, and after you finish it, check out a re-edited piece of the cheerleader, that can really cheer you up and renew your faith in the human spirit. But make sure you watch the top video first.

Re-edited video, a little less depressing…(UPDATE:original video i had here removed by user, but I think this one is just as good): Continue Reading »

When you scour the internet for hours on end like I do, you come upon two things. The first thing is an ass load of pornography. The second thing you come upon is obscure black comedians who aren’t the least bit funny.  Well to that theory we now have to add the Alonzo “Hamburger” Jones Corollary.  This dude says “hamburger” after each and every one of his jokes.

I repeat, this man, after each one of his so called jokes, for no reason whatsoever, says the word “hamburger.”  It truly is something to behold.  If that isn’t edgy comedy, I don’t know what is.

Here I was with my awesome costume idea. Pregnant Manny Ramirez.  Dodger Shirt order. Check. Dodger Hat order. Check.  Pillow for pregnancy. Check.  Manny Wig order. Back ordered 2 weeks.  God dammit. Something tells me wearing all that gear on November 8th would not be as effective. Thank God Halloween is game 3 of the series so I’ll just be hanging out at home anyway.

God dammit.