Connor Is Awesome

The world is split into two groups: Scrubs fans and Scrubs haters.  I find myself in the 30% of the world that are Scrubs fans. And when the other 70% mock and attack Scrubs, honestly, I’m not all that offended. But I do have one problem, and that is the very heavy hatred of J.D. The reason is that I can think of at least 6 episodes off the top of my head, at this very moment, that have featured moments of J.D. that have me almost fully convinced that the character is based on me.

- My Cold Shower
- My Rabbit
-My Choosiest Choice Of All
- My Point of No Return
- My Fault
- My Bed Banter and Beyond

People in Olive Garden Commercials.

Sean Kingston is one of those dudes that makes horrible music. But it’s all so catchy that it’s hard to completely want him to die.  He once had a song called Beautiful Girls. Here is Boyce Avenue covering Sean Kingston’s Beautiful Girls. And they threw in some Stand by Me for a bonus.

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Well, not exactly. I took the site down for a short (longer than I wanted) period of time. I swear my intentions were good.  And just because the site was down doesn’t mean my pen was. I wrote the whole time. So there are many posts, as out-dated as they may be, they will go up. There’s also a new header I’ll keep up for a little while. I worked on about 5 or 6 new ones that will go up every now and then. Tell me what you think of it.  There are some posts I put up late sunday night under this one, so take a read of them. They are dumb, but they’re the dumbest ones I’ve written on vacation so the ones put up later this week will be better. I’m hoping to turn The Robot’s Heart into an independent film project.

Enjoy. And thanks for sticking with me.

Don’t you hate when your lying in bed, enjoying a marathon view of Mad Men, and you lose the remote, you look all around and can’t find it, then you start slamming your hands around, hoping to hit it or hear it, then you decide to flip the sheets up and when you do that, the remote flies across the room?

So do I.

Sam: Because I love you. That’s why!

RX-325: You love me? You human’s are incapable of understanding such complexities.

Sam: But RX-325, when I look at you, there’s a yearning deep inside me, calling out the answers to life’s greatest mysteries, and it tells me things I never knew I wanted to know.

RX-325: Sam, we’ve only known each other for a couple of months.

Sam: Love doesn’t have a time table.

RX-325: But it does have a code.

Sam: A code? I don’t understand.

RX-325: You couldn’t understand. When robots discovered love, and learned how to achieve it, we developed a mathematical way of explaining its ins and outs.  We condensed it all into a code that we keep in our mainframes.

Sam: Teach me! Teach me your ways!

RX-325: Samuel, if I was to even begin to explain even the most basic corollaries of our formulas, your brain would melt at an exponential pace.

Sam: Does this mean you’re breaking up with me?

RX-325: Affirmative.

Sam: But you’re pregnant…with my child.

(RX-325 begins tapping on buttons on its wrist)

RX-325: Protocol initiated.

(Oil begins shooting out from between RX-325′s robot legs.)

RX-325: Miscarriage complete.

Sam: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

End Scene.

New Music Week was so successful I decided to bring it back, but this time with cover music, because who doesn’t love cover music.  So starting tomorrow, Monday, cover music week begins!

Gina Carano was right near the top of my list of future wives.  But then she had a fight this weekend, and, well…it didn’t go well.

I ain’t interested in no losers, Gina baby.  So you better get you stuff together and win if you want to get back into my good graces.  I still oddly find you very sexy, so that’s good news for you.

That’s a relief.  Vick killed dogs, which sucks. But they were pitbulls. Don’t most people want pitbulls dead anyway. They kill humans and stuff.  With the exception of Chandler, theres not a dog I can think of I would miss all that much if it had lost a fight for Vick.  So facebook exploded with the Vick news. Here’s some of my favorite moments from the night:

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