Connor Is Awesome

Last week, I wrote the I DVR’d that, but with my birthday approaching, I decided to forgo, bad decision cause it was such a good episode. But we’re back now, with another awesome episode

• Ryan with a Katrina joke. Nice.
• Gay-D taking charge with a chore list. Lame.
• “Fun group thing.” Dumb
• Tranny confesses to being messy. Gross.
• These girls suck. Continue Reading »

I don’t know what’s ahead in my life’s journey. What will tommorrow bring? Will I awake with a life of goals and consequence? Or will I wake no different, just the same lazy dude I’ve been. My biggest worry? That when I turn 23 I won’t find this video funny. Because I’m 22 for 55 more minutes, and I find it so goddam funny.

Homeless Guy’s Head vs. Bike

Last night was the oscars. I saw two movies that were nominated. And both of them won something. Dark Knight won technical stuff, and Ledger won supporting actor. Wall-E won best animated film. Personally, Wall-E should have won best film. It was fucking awesome. Anyway, by far the best part of the night was James Franco and Seth Rogen. When Franco tried to say the winners name, the result was hilarious, as made evident by Rogen just laughing on stage. Classic.

Just kidding.

Looks like I made it! 100 posts! Well really this is 554, but because of the total loss of all my old data, I had to restart in October, so now we’re at 100 for the 2nd time. But it’s time to celebrate. And by celebrate, I mean write more blogs. We’ll have more pictures of America’s favorite girl for every holiday, some what if i had becomes, some i dvr’d thats, some humorous anecdotes from my everydays, april madness is a little more than a month away, and many more awesome ideas.

It’s my birthday on Tuesday.

It’s shamrock shake time. Now I personally do not care much for the shake of the irish, but I do feel it necessary to buy one per year to remind myself that I am irish, and I think, but am not sure, that $1 from every shake purchase goes towards preventing anymore potato famines.

Here’s my thing, why is it a limited time thing? I’ll let you in on a little secret everyone:

SPOILER ALERT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

A shamrock shake is just a vanilla milkshake with mint extract, and then it is dyed green.  

So why is it such an inconvenience for them to have it at all times. Is mint extract and green dye expensive?

Anyway, my birthday is next Tuesday.

Facebook used to be cool. But then these note things took over the world. If I have no interest in sleeping with you, then I don’t want to hear 1 random thing about you, let alone 25. But, since I know everyone, man and woman, does have an interest in sleeping with me, I took it upon myself to go all facebook on everyone via CIA and give you 25 random facts about the boy everyones come to know and love, me!

1. My #1 most played song on my Itunes is Puff the Magic Dragon by Alvin and the Chipmunks.
2. I’m writing these on the toilet.
3. The only cheese I’ll eat, not on a pizza, is provolone.
4. I constantly talk to myself when I’m driving alone. Continue Reading »

I’m getting old. Here it is. A lazy Sunday writing cartoon gags and watching a marathon of Parking Wars. I’ve also had to pee for like 25 minutes, but i’m too damn lazy to get up. I’ve been meaning to go through all my posts and add tags and categories to them so they are easier to find on the site and on the google machine. Anyways, what a waste of a post. Just listen to some music and lay down and think about how Awesome I am.

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