Connor Is Awesome

Long ago, I broke up with a wonderful girl. One of us went and cried and then fucked a bunch of dudes. The other one just wrote a book about the whole ordeal…and then fucked a bunch of dudes.  Can you guess which one was me? Well finally the book no one read got picked up by movie makers, and they finally turned my dating-autobiography into a movie. Here’s the trailer. Everything you see, i promise you, 100% happened to me.

…Or in this case, an answered un-prayer. Duncan Sheik has a new cd out.

Very confusing. But in a good way. At first I thought this guy was just all about soda in the fridge. But then he came out with his newest video, and I’m not sure if it’s real or not, but if it is, he really knows how to make a touching vlog.  Anyway, here’s Chi City’s newest vlog, 

Look alike time!

Sarah and Kelly Clarkson

 Katylynn and Porn Star Evan Stone

Devyn and Pam Oliver

JD and Franco

The 3rd episode. Romances forming, secrets revealed, and still no one has called MTV to make the tranny go away. Here’s some thoughts:

• Ryan running game on Baya…nice.
• I miss the days of people going on the Real World just to be on the Real World, not start a career.
• Black chick hurts to look at.
• Mike’s probably cheating on the tranny.
• Baya reminds me of Brynn from Vegan
• Black chick looks like David from Real World New Orleans
• Sarah is a less attractive Kelly Clarkson
• Do these losers think they’d get this interview if they weren’t on the Real World?
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FiNnaLy. Friday Night Lights, after too long a hiatus is back. I thought the writers’ strike would kill it, but thanks to DirectTV it’s back. It’s a whole year later now and things are mighty different, yet somewhat the same. Here’s some thoughts from the season premier.

• Seeing as Smash and Street aren’t full time this year, I’m saddened. 
• Layla Garrity looks especially hot this year.
• I hope they kill Landry off this season. Can’t stand that homo.
• Coach Taylor is one of the best characters on TV today.
• Tim Riggins must be entering his 8th senior year.
• Buddy Garrity would be an awesome dad.
• The best part of Smash’s injury and lesser role on the show is that his mom will be gone!
• It boggles my mind how more people don’t watch this show. It mixes sports, humor, and drama better than any show ever. Even Sports Night. Please watch it.

Well, I’ve decided to organize the site set up a little bit. I have moved the blog to just “www.connorisawesome.com” The websites main control will now run directly from the blog itself. How exciting.

Please watch Friday Night Lights. It’s really good. But doesn’t get the viewers it deserves. To entice my readers, here are some of the sexy ass girls that are on the show.

Well, at 2:08 in the afternoon today, my 2nd car, the Nissan Altima was taken away. I had it for less than a year. Just about 8 months. I never got a real attachment to it. At first it was nice to have it. It was a 93. It was automatic. It had A/C. But something was missing. It didn’t have the feel of the Tan Dragon. It got me where I was going mostly, but not in a way that made me happy. There was something missing. When it would screech, it didn’t screech with pride like the Dragon would. When the breaks would make a loud sound, it drew bad attention. People would look and be like “what the fuck?” 

And now it’s gone. I can’t think of any really happy moments with it. 

But, the altima is the past. I’m now fully committed to my Jeep. And I couldn’t be happier. It’s not that the Jeep is completely awesome, I mean sure, it is pretty bad ass. But I just feel spoiled in it. See I have always had shitty cars. The wheel would shake violently anytime I went over 70. Clutches would burn out. 5th gears would just “disappear” on the Expressway going 95mph. Tires would be ripped apart, also on the expressway going 90 nearly killing me and my co-pilot. 

The name is the hardest part of a car. After the Tan Dragon and Soldier, the Altima was stuck with the shitty name of the Maroon Jamal.  With the Jeep, all I can think of is Larry. Maybe Donny Jeep, a really horrible play on Johnny Depp.  Anyway, this is the obituary for the Altima. Live on, 8 month friend.