Connor Is Awesome

Well 2008 is just about over. Best moment? Phillies World Series of course. Was it a good year? Yes. Will 2009 be better? Without question.

Finally! After years and years of waiting, the announcement has finally come. MTV plans on releasing “Undressed” season on DVD. They haven’t given an exact date yet, but it will be a wonderful day. But that’s not all. Until I can purchase the DVDs, UndressedTV.com has all of season one up to watch online! Awesome, I’ve been watching non-stop. They promise more episodes as time goes on.

I hope you enjoy it as much as I do. Enjoy the early works of: the big titted redhead from Mad Men, the cute cheerleader from the Replacements who looks like Brooke Hermanson, the girl from What About Brian, Goldberg from the Mighty Ducks, the dude from Reunion and Never Back Down, and the chick who dumps her boobs in the fish tanks from Deuce Bigalow. And that’s just season 1!!!

MillerCoors will no longer be making Sparks. It’s a sad day for all of us caffeinated-alcohol fans.

Well here’s a few of my favorite christmas commercials of all time. Unfortunately I couldn’t get a hold of my all time favorite, which is of course the classic PA lottery one. You know, with Joe and Rita. FIVE CASH FIVE! FOUR BIG FOUR’S! THREE DAILY NUMBERS! TWO INSTANT GAMES! AND BEST WISHES FROM THE LOTTERY!

Here’s my newest favorite, Steve Buschemi and Norm Macdonald. And gingerbread men.

I just love this one. Quoting it is my favorite thing to do around Christmas.

The story of Peter and his coffee and how he apparently saves Christmas.

“Did you say ‘Honey and Nuts?”

This is what Christmas means to me.

And Stevie Wonder rings in the holidays.

Is It Christmas?

I sure do. Why do I remember it? Because it did the impossible. It managed to find the only two insanely rich girls that I’d have no interest in banging. Jamie Gliecher and Ally Hilfiger. I wonder whatever happened to them? Maybe they died. Maybe they’re poor. Who cares. Here are there pictures and the awesome song from the end credits by Lillix. 

Here’s a third track from my Xmas album this year. Still don’t have a title on it. Maybe “Now! That’s What I Call Music.”

Bright Eyes with “Blue Christmas”.   (Couldn’t find my Elvis copy)

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Here’s something that annoys me: people who do countdowns to meaningless, dumb, retarded events that not a single person in the world cares about in their facebook status.

Chris Thompson is 3 days…

Tina Gilroy is 15 days till i’m with my faves!!!!!

Connor McCormick is 1 hour till I kill Chris and Tina.

It’s annoying. It sucks. Stop.