Connor Is Awesome

David Blaine, what the fuck did you do? You bungie jumped! That was your dive of death. Your a faggot. And…A BAD MAGICIAN!

Well, just the other day I watched Back to the Future. And it got me all interested in time-travel.  So I’ve spent countless hours researching the subject and had come up with nothing.I went to the internet, googled “the future” and came up with a bunch of random sites that didn’t really give me anything. But I went to link after link, on page after page, and finally around page 214 I found a site that simply advertised “the future.” I went into the site, and to my displeasure it said the site was “under construction.” But they had some sort of “code” on the site. I examined it, and thought there was something peculiar about it. I did some research and realized that there was something to this code. I worked with it for a couple nights, and after some mixing and matching with random codex figures, I was blessed with a fantastic discovery…

Yes, after all my research and experimenting I came across “Internet Time-Travel.” I was able to travel years into the future of websites all over. And during my future-googling I came across something extraordinary.  And so, I now bring to you my awesome discovery: My Blog…In The Future!

I’ve done extensive research and came to the realization there are only two Connor McCormick’s on earth. Me, and a guy who was the place kicker for University of New Hampshire. And I think some dude’s on the internet have attacked either me, or the other guy.

Does everyone have the new Itunes? That genius thing is pretty cool. It will probably make making awesome mix cds even easier.

Tommorrow I will have an announcement. Now I’d hate to exaggerate things and say “Oh this announcment is huge. You’ll never forget where you were when I released this information.” But, no lie, Wednesday will be the greatest day in all of your pathetic lives. What I reveal will change you, your life, and the way you look at everything on earth forever. I really hope it turns out as awesome as I want it too.

I got as many of the Utley and Burrell facts that I could remember back up. There still at the top and on the side.  I’m still trying to remember the sex moves. If you remember any of the Utley or Burrell facts, or sex moves, please remind me of them.  I added a new page. The Awesome Laws will serve as a point of reference for anyone trying to be awesome. I’ll update them as regularly as i can.  

Also there are big surprise coming. Wednesday will be a very big day. A day that will go down in history for the blog. Stay Tuned.

Is there anything better than red band trailers? They show you what movies are going to be really like. At first I thought Role Model’s might be okay, but now I’m convinced it’s gonna be real fucking sweet. There’s a Saw V trailer at the end, but who cares about that shitty franchise anymore? Just watch the Role Models one.

Episode 2 of the Island was on last night. Filled with action, developing plot lines, and people who are famous even though they have no reason to be, except Kenny.

• Kenny is totally the man still.
• Dave’s always been a loser. I don’t know who started the rumor he was the man on RW:Hollywood.
• I don’t know which chick said “Kenny, you didn’t even have an original show.” But it was quote of the week.
• Abrham seems like a cool enough guy, but if he had some really important job thing back home, why did he come on this show exactly?
• The Dan and Dave thing had potential, why did nothing come of it. Me thinks Dan raped Dave, and that’s why he left. But they’ll leave that scene for “the shit they shoulda shown”
• I kinda like Johnny Bananas. Even if no 1 on the show apparently does. Dude banged my girl Casey, so there’s gotta be something cool about him.
• Next week looks like we’re getting a sweet cat fight with Johanna and Robin.

There was a time when being a guy was something to be proud of. Being a guy was more than just an awesome penis, it was so much more. But lately I’ve noticed that a lot of males have been forgoing their manliness and becoming complete fudge-packing queers.  I had seen signs all over the place. It started with those really tight jeans that were as thin at the ass as they were in the ankle.  But recently I was wet, and walking to class and I noticed something that made me scared to my very core. And it has prompted me to start a new system of laws. The Awesome Laws will become a fixture at Connor is Awesome, to help others achieve awesomeness. And the inauguaral law will start here in this post.

Law 1: At No Time Should a Guy Be Found Using An Umbrella.

There is no reason a guy should ever be with an umbrella. That’s why god invented hoods and hats you nerds.

Hadn’t updated in awhile, but I was busy ordering clothes online and such.