Connor Is Awesome

People always ask me if I enjoy Indian music videos. The answer is always a resounding “yes.”  So here’s the awesome Indian version of Michael Jackson’s Thriller. As well as another video with the english translation thats doubly funny. Enjoy.

Today, after umpiring a tournament game, I was at Micky D’s Drive-Thru. I had just paid and was waiting at the between windows spot. Then Let Me Be Myself came on. It’s by 3 doors down. It’s the song in the cavemen bowling commercial.  Anyway, for no reason at all, I was suddenly overcome with emotions and I didn’t start crying, but I teared up a bit. It caught me so off guard I didn’t even realize it at first. Not until I pulled up to get my food at least.  So there I am getting my two hamburgers, medium fry, and coke with a tear rolling down my cheek. How faggy of me.

Anyway, here’s the song that did it to me. Hopefully, you listen to it more manly than I do.

1. I have added a new page to the blog.  I’m still working on bringing back the Sex Moves, collecting old ones and writing new ones. But to hold us over, I’ve added a page full of inspirtation courtesy of the one and only Billy Mays. “Billy Mays Here” is the title. It seems like it will be easy to upload, so I shouldn’t have a problem coming up with new ones often. I did 18 in 2 hours tonight.  So go and check back often to that.  Link (in case you’re too lazy to click the link up the top of the page or on the left side): Billy Mays Here.

2. Chris Wheeler with a slip of the tongue.

Classic.

Who is more historical: Michael Jackson or Tom Hanks?

Would You Rather: Isla Fisher once or Amy Adams Twice?

At 7:45 this morning, MTV started a marathon of all the old OxiClean commercials.

Heated toilet seats. I don’t think this needs an explanation.

Hot-and-Cold GPS system for cars.  You put in your destination, and it just gives you directions by using hot and cold.  It turns the drive into a fun little game.  $50 a piece.

“Your warmer………..warrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrmer….hot….hot, hot, hot….you’re on fire…..you’re standing in lava…oh, cold….brrrrrrrrrrr….you’re in the antarctic.”

Trojan should change their slogan. I’m not sure what it is right now, but it should be changed. And you know what they should change it to?  Just names of STDs.  

“Please Use Trojan Condoms. Herpes.”

“Don’t Forget to put one on…everytime. Trojan. AIDS.

“Better to be safe than sorry. Trojan. Crabs.”

Know why? Cause when you haven’t gotten laid in a month, you aren’t thinking about putting on a condom to prevent pregnancy or STDs, your just so damn happy to be inside someone.  With an ad campaign like this one, I’ll definitely remember to put one on next time.  

PS…this post isn’t meant to put forth the idea I got an STD recently by the way.  I’m just saying. Honestly.

Let’s put it this way, in a movie about alien-robots that fight other alien-robots on our planet, the thing i had the most trouble believing was the frat party.  It was just the exact opposite of what a college party really is.  There were so many bad things about the movie.  The only good thing was the action, which was completely bad ass, but anything that wasn’t a robot-fight was absolutely unwatchable.  2 outta 5, only cause of the awesome action. I’m sure many of my near-future posts will have a lot of criticisms.  

Tomorrow I’ll do a Real World recap. New Season!